I LOVE MY APPLE!!!
And no, silly, I'm not talking about THIS kind of apple you can get at Cold Storage for less than $1..
The apple that holds my heart is THIS ONE!
The most elite and expensive and cool apple lao niang has ever seen in her life.
All their products are so awesomely sleek and chic, yummilicious! Looks almost edible, doesn't it? I'm sure if they were made edible, they'd taste as good as they look.
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People say an apple a day keeps the doctor away..
But JESSICA says an APPLE iPOD keeps her entertained and happy for YEARS!
I've been using my iPod mini ever since I was in Primary School. Now you know I'm not exaggerating when I said "years"
Everybody knows I'm a brand whore, so I like to satisfy my materialistic pleasures with the best of the best.
And APPLE is just that.... THE BEST!
That's the reason why I've been holding onto my beloved iPod mini for so long, and have not switched to another MP3 player yet.
Hello, my ancient iPod mini doesn't even have a COLOUR SCREEN!!!! It's freaking BLACK AND WHITE.
Everyone goes like, "Jess!! Why are you using such an old Mp3 player?"
But I always reply, "So what if it's old? I LOVE it!!"
If that's not TRUE LOVE for an Apple product,
then I don't know what love for a product is!!
At least, my apple iPod has lasted longer than any boyfriend and hasn't died nor broke up with me yet ;)
My faithful partner that's stuck by me through the years...
It's definitely not because I can't afford to buy other products - I am very much willing to splurge on high quality products like Apple cuz it's definitely worth my money!
But, y'know, it's the sentimental value that my Apple iPod mini holds that truly makes it irreplaceable.
What do I mean by "sentimental value"? Wherever I go, my iPod follows!
Thus, I decided that illustrating my love for APPLE is highly necessary.
BEHOLD MY "I LOVE MY APPLE" POEM!!!! Proudly brought to you by Jessica:
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I love my APPLE iPOD so much, I always listen to it when I sleep..
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I love my APPLE iPOD so much, I listen to it even when I eat..
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I love my APPLE iPOD so much, without it my life would be incomplete..
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I love my APPLE iPOD so much because of its quality which no others can beat..
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AND LASTLY, I love my APPLE iPOD so much that I can't bear to let it out of my sight...
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.....Even when I SHIT??
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is social suicide, baby.
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And that's only my love for MY OWN iPod mini!
There are many other reasons why I love other Apple products which I do not even possess:
The Macbook is sophisticated and chio looking, unlike other ugly black and grey laptops. I can't get enough of the super fun built-in webcam function!!!! Why can't other IT brands be as chic and innovative as Apple?
The iPod touch has AMAZING video quality. And since I am so easily amused, I get a kick of out "sliding to unlock" and poking at it. Awesome. (ps- I don't have long fingernails. Hehehe)
The above two are my top 2 favourite products from APPLE.
Frankly speaking, I'm not sucking up to Apple just coz of a contest. I honestly do love their products!
I don't think I need to further elaborate, since my purpose is to express my love for APPLE products and entertain + influence my readers and not to bore them.
One point I really have to add is that my iPod is VERY RELIABLE AND DURABLE!
Countless of times it has been dropped, knocked into and damaged, but my baby still lives up till today. ;___;
I dropped my previous Creative Mp3 player ONCE, and it spoilt liao. That's when I changed to Apple.
Quality is just as important as sleekness. APPLE products give me all that.
And you ask, since my Apple iPod mini holds such strong value to me and since I love it so much, why do I still want to win the iPod touch?
Besides the obvious fact that it's one of the only brand that does not compromise quality for sleekness and vice-versa,
Here are my answers:
1) I want to get my hands on as many apple items as possible. LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES! Hehehe.
One day, I'm gonna own them all! Muahahahaa.
Who could resist such magnificent things? Like all other things in life such as money, good sex, and happiness - there can never be ENOUGH (of apple products!)
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2) I'm cool with the whole No-Colour screen with my antique iPod mini, but I really really want something : I soooo want to watch videos with my Apple iPod!!!!
I get super jealous in class whenever my classmates are busy watching movies and all I can do is listen to songs. I am always borrowing my friend's iPod touch, and he's like "Why don't you go get your own?!"
So I saw the Nuffnang "I LOVE MY APPLE CONTEST" and I knew that this was heaven's way of telling me Awesome Apple Products are meant for me. *winks*
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3) ... Are you kidding me?
You want me to give you another reason? Who needs a "valid" reason, anyway?!
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT EVERYONE LOVES THE iPOD TOUCH!!!!!
Of course, nobody else in this world loves it more than me la.
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.....Mmhhhmmm. I assume you have my point taken.
(btw, me and james are not back together yet, photos are taken for advertorial purposes)
Check out http://store.apple.com/sg/ for more awesome APPLE products!
APPLE & NUFFNANG FTW!!!!
xoxo with love,
