Most of the time I'm ranting and complaining in my blog, so this time, I thought I'd share a very pleasant experience!!
HERE GOES MY RAVING:
Ok so the morning after I did the bunny event, I rushed down straight away at 8am for a shoot at...
The Conrad Centennial Singapore!!!
At first, I thought it was InterContinental cuz it sounded like it over the phone when the photographer told me about it, but heck,
Conrad is also another luxurious 5 star hotel so I've nothing to complain about!!
This is my 3rd shoot with him.
I had the photog give me a morning wake up call (wonderful coz I'm not sure if I could have woken up by myself),
then he kindly sponsored my cab fare down to Conrad (which was $20 but since he doesn't have spare change, he gave me $50. generous eh :P)
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and to my utmost delight, upon arrival,
I was immediately brought to have the HOTEL BUFFET BREAKFAST!!!!
Omg, yummilicious to the max! I ate like 3 or 4 rounds. Stopped when photog said he didn't wanna see tummy in his shots. LOL.
What a way to start the morning. Food makes me very happy~~
The staff at Conrad were excellently efficient and pleasant, no wonder they got some service award thingy.
Me like!
So anyway, after chit chatter me and Ben (photog's name) went up to the room where the shoot began...
Shot for less than 2 hours, most of the time I was lying on the bed on the super soft bed, or sitting down smiling or something. Shiok!!!!
No perspiring in the wonderful hotel room, very easy and simple posing, no uncomfortable outfits such as 4 inch heels or short tight dresses, no idiots staring, and the list of advantages goes on and on...
I thought shooting at home is the best that it could get, but it was even better than shooting in my own bedroom coz this was a posh hotel room. Almost fell asleep halfway, LOL.
And no, I wasn't doing full on lingerie / nude. So there.
I had a great time.. Ben a good photog, and he's also fun to be around! He told me damn interesting and funny stuff about some other girls he'd shot in lingerie before, LOL!
And he's very professional - doesn't try to get fresh with you, and neither is he disrespectful / pushy.
After like 1 and a half hours of shooting, I went to have a hot bubble bath while he uploaded the photos. Pure bliss.
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NO DOUBT MY FAVOURITE SHOOT...
..OF ALL TIME!
How often do you get good photographers book a 5 star hotel just to shoot you for 2 hours??
Still so generous with the pay some more!! (sorry, can't disclose, ben's restrictions)
After the shoot, he drove me off :)
Went back home to sleep.. Hehehe.
Anyway, some photos! DID I FORGET TO MENTION HE SENT ME *ALL* THE PHOTOS ALSO?? LOL.
By the time I reached home after the shoot, all the photos were in my inbox already!!
GOTTA LOVE BEN!!!
MUACKMUACKZZzxzx.
And nonono, none of you may have Ben's contact!! He's all mine, hehehe.
I'm done with my raving, it was indeed a most pleasant experience. =)
If you think I am being haolian, you can stop being jealous and kiss my well-treated ass. Can't a girl rave or rant without being judged?
Some photos to share:
Zoom in on the bear and you'll see "CONRAD", baby!
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Btw, this post is for all you imbeciles who are constantly leaving "YOU ARE FAT" mesages on my tagboard recently.
People who are easily offended should skip the following part of my post.
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Will you annoying shitheads stop asking me why I keep deleting your tags? Do you really need me to point out something this obvious?
I don't see ANY reason why being my size is a bad thing.
So what the hell should I be ashamed of?!
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However, I still can't resist the urge but to give more reasons why being me is still so much better than being you:
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1) Much as you'd like to think that I am F.A.T, my weight is still PERFECT for my height.
Try hoping one day you'll be as tall as 1.7m & above, midgets,
and let's see whether weighing 50+kg is so much of a surprise to you then.
If you're gonna be like all, "Hey I'm 1.7m too but only 42kg haha you're still fat" then forget it babe, looking malnourished / anorexic is nowhere better than looking "Fat"
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2) Even IF I AM fat, at least I am at least DECENT LOOKING.
...Which I suspect most of the spammers are not.
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I'd much rather be fat but pretty than have a good figure with a fucked up face, simply because:
...I can diet and exercise to look "less fat".
You need plastic surgery, cuz even make up won't make you pretty.
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The reason for my "Fatness" is possibly my over-indulgence in good food. It goes to show I am pampered. (not denying some laziness!)
The reason for your "Ugliness" is possibly bad genes. It goes to show how suay you are.
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If a guy wants a pretty girlfriend, he wants something beautiful to look at.
If a guy wants a girl with a good figure, he wants something good to fuck.
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This is what most Singaporean GUYS would say:
Waa... chio bu!!!! So beautiful, girl of my dreams!
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Waa... dua neh bu!! Firm ass, I want to fuck her!!!
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This is what most Singaporean GIRLS would say:
Omg, I wish I can be as gorgeous as her!! She is so damn lucky!! (something she knows she's not)
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Omg, I wish I can have such a hot body like hers! I must exercise and tone up to be like her. (something she knows she can become if she goes to the gym often enough)
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"She's very pretty, but her figure's not good, she needs to slim down more.."
"She's got a very good figure, too bad her face just cannot make it."
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And the list goes on & on.
Honestly, which sounds better to you?
To end my post, I am expecting this comment: "Don't be so proud, you're not as pretty as you think."
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I may not be drop dead gorgeous,
but unless any of you can ***PROVE***
that ***YOU*** are indeed
***BETTER LOOKING THAN ME***,
....just piss off.
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Hating me won't make you pretty,
So what do you people gain out of insulting me / other people? Is it out of pure immaturity or jealousy?
Instead of trying to make me feel insecure, a more constructive suggestion would be to work on your own insecurities.
I am very confident of myself, it's too bad should you mistake my confidence for arrogance - I like to make my stand on everything loud and clear.
And if what I've said earlier is not enough to silence you,
how about a Big, FAT, undeniable FACT
to make you all shut up once and for all?
At the end of the day, I'm still the one who gets paid hundreds of dollars each time to have my photos taken..
Or better still, "to have my fats captured in pictures" - LOLOL~~
But NOT YOU, the silly people who have nothing better to do with your sad life than harping on my weight.
For all you know, the photographers like "FAT" girls like me!!! =D
So yeah, maybe you should try getting fatter and prettier and smarter. I am not denying that I am chubby - but I just don't get why people are trying to make it sound as though my weight is an insult to myself.
Words can't and won't bring me down,
I suggest you stop trying.
xoxo,
Jessica
